Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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