i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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