just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
operation harelip BJ is a go
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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