if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
she smelled like a LAN party
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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