My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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