I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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