? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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