I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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