The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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