don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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