I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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