no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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