she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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