U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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