Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
My life is pants optional.
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