what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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