Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
this hospital has no fireball
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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