great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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