I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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