we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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