Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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