Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i drank out of a bidet.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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