The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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