My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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