dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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