listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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