I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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