Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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