If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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