How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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