I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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