Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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