she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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