The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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