You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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