Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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