I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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