i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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