I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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