I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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