I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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