Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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