Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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