You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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