my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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