Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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