Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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