i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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