i wish starbucks made bloody marys
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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