Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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