ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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