She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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