If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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