Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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