You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
are you so shy because you have an std?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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