if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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