do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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