im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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